Saturday, November 12, 2022

Book Blitz with Excerpt + Teasers + Giveaway: Never Gonna Happen by Linda Kage @lindakage @XpressoTours


Never Gonna Happen by Linda Kage
Publication date: November 8th, 2022

Synopsis:
Peyton's mom and my mom were best friends.

You'd think that should cover the gist of it. But, no... Oh, no.

Not even close.

You see, Mom and Aunt Donna (as I'd always called Peyton's mother) were not simply just best friends; I'm saying they were the-same-person-inhabiting-two-different-bodies kind of best friends.

And thus, Peyton Royce had been forced on me since the moment she was born.

We were treated like twins, yet always expected to fall in love one day and get married. The only problem with that was I didn't love Peyton. And I'm fairly certain she didn't even like me in return.

Don't get me wrong. I adored our moms--swear to God--but they had to let this stupid notion go, because one thing had become abundantly clear to me over the years. I would never marry Peyton Royce. I think it was my one goal in life, actually.

So... Sorry, Mom and Aunt Donna, but you two just weren't going to get your way on this.

Peyton and I? It was never gonna happen.


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Excerpt
Aria took her turn next. When she immediately turned toward me and Peyton, my stomach dipped with dread.

"York," she smirked snidely. "Truth or dare?"

"Uh..." Damn. I shrugged, not sure what would be worse from her. I ended up going with, "Truth," only to hold my breath and hope she didn't ask about why I'd really broken up with her. I didn't want to hurt her feelings and admit that I just didn't feel any sparks.

But she glanced calculatingly between me and Peyton instead, then asked, "You two have known each other your whole lives, right?"

I frowned in confusion. "Uh, yeah. That's your question?"

"No. My question is if you two have ever kissed before."

"What? No!" I frowned at her for wasting her truth question on that and then glanced toward Peyton, shaking my head to let her know my group of friends was clearly insane.

She merely blushed and shrugged back.

And Wes took his turn next in the game.

"York!" he cheered. "Truth or dare?"

"Seriously?" I threw up my hands. "Why is everyone picking on me all of the sudden?"

"Truth or dare?" Wes repeated, lifting a challenging eyebrow.

I didn't like where Aria had been heading with her question about Peyton, so this time I said, "Dare."

Wes looked at me with victory, letting me know I'd chosen wrong, right before he said, "I dare you to kiss Peyton."







Linda writes romance fiction from YA to adult, contemporary to fantasy. Most Kage stories lean more toward the lighter, sillier side with a couple meaningful moments thrown in. Focuses more on entertainment value and emotional impact.

Published since 2010. Went through a 2-year writing correspondence class in children's literature from The Institute of Children's Literature. Then graduate with a Bachelors in Arts, English with an emphasis in creative fiction writing from Pittsburg State University.

Now she lives with hubby, two daughters, cat Holly, and nine cuckoo clocks in southeast Kansas, USA. Farm girl. Parents were dairy farmers. Was youngest of eight. Big family. Day job as a cataloging library assistant.

Harry Potter House Gryffindor, Patronus White Stallion, character match Hagrid Supernatural Team Dean. Game of Throne Team Jon Snow and Tyrion Lannister. The Walking Dead Team Daryl. Outlander Team Jamie Fraser. Teen Wolf Team Stiles. Avenger Team Thor... or Hulk (can't decide). Justice League Team Flash. Arrow Team Stephen Amell. Stranger Things obsessed. Heard Laurel, not Yanny.

Started out reading with the Baby-Sitters Club. Then moved to Sandra Brown, Linda Howard, Julie Garwood, and LaVyrle Spencer in high school. Now all over the place with her romance reading tastes.