Sunday, December 22, 2024

Book Blitz with Excerpt + Teasers + Giveaway: Brian and Mina's Holiday Hits by Kitty Thomas @kitty_thomas @XpressoTours

Brian and Mina's Holiday Hits by Kitty Thomas
Publication date: December 18th, 2024

Synopsis:
"Be honest with me, Brian. Are we going on a cross-country killing spree?"

"I'd hardly call it a spree."

Brian Sloane is a pure psychopathic monster... to everyone but Mina.

She was looking for a good man to scratch a particular itch but instead ended up brought by the violent enforcer of a submissive training house.

Against all odds, the villain became her hero. She was the light to his dark until the lights went out, and the darkness inside her came out to play.

Now they're both killers, chasing the blood lust, running toward their demons, each hit job more dangerous than the last. From a twisted Easter hunt, to an explosive Fourth of July, from a deadly masquerade ball, to an even deadlier Krampus run, culminating in the Do or Die Valentine's Day Kill that will either seal their doom or their happily ever after.

Do killers even deserve a happy ending?



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Excerpt
"Brian, maybe we should leave," Mina says, tugging on my arm. That absolutely will not happen. This loose end has to go, along with any paper evidence that might tie back to us. I knew there's no paper trail around the payment, but there is that fucking master list Benjamin kept.

"Are you kidding me right now? You believe in this shit?" I say to Mina, not taking my eyes off our new target.

"I mean... no... but... I don't know... maybe..."

"I-I could read your cards," Benjamin says, clearly attempting to buy more time to live and to sway Mina against me.

"Mina..." I say, "he's a threat. He's already proven he can't be trusted. I don't do loose ends. You know this. And I'm not going to risk you for this fool."

"You should have all the information before you make a choice," Benjamin says. As though tarot cards count as information.

Mina takes her mask off and gives me the puppy eyes. Fuck. I swear.

"Fine, read my cards, but it won't change your fate."

I back off of him and remove my own mask as well as the heavy costume. I have a black T-shirt and jeans underneath and easier access to my weapons--exactly what I need with this slippery eel. I watch him carefully to make sure he isn't going to try some sleight of hand magic trick to gain control of the situation. If he sells so much of that shit, he probably knows how most of it works.

Mina also removes her outer costume. These costumes are fucking hot, and while they felt nice and cozy in the cold winter air, they are much more claustrophobic and stifling indoors.

Benjamin sits at the table and gathers up the tarot cards. They are black with intricately designed hyper real artwork. Pale alabaster nude figures are visible before he turns them face down and shuffles them into the deck.

"I need to add your energy to the cards, so cut the deck," he says.

I can't believe I'm engaged in this foolishness. But I cut the deck, trying to figure out what this guy has up his sleeve and how he'll try to wriggle off my hook. Surely Mina must know we can't leave this man breathing. That's the real danger, not his spooky ambiance and fucking tarot cards.

He holds my gaze for a moment, and then draws a card and lays it out on the table.

The Lovers.

I don't know what any of this means, but, The Lovers seems like a positive card, at least. The second card he turns out is The Devil.

Well, that's for sure me. No mysteries of the universe uncovered here.

The final card he pulls and flips over... The Tower.

His eyes widen a fraction as he takes it all in. I glance over to Mina and her gaze is riveted to him. Okay clearly The Tower isn't a good card, but who the fuck cares? They're just cards. They don't have any magic powers. They can't tell your fate or destiny. They're just cards.

Benjamin locks eyes with me and says in a way far more solemn and creepy than he should be able to with his life on the line, "Tell her before it's too late."

I feel Mina go still beside me. She's buying this shit. I know she is. I glance down to see she's unconsciously twisting her grandmother's ring on her finger--the one she was told has protective power.

Benjamin's proclamation is exactly the kind of vague bullshit you'd get in a fortune telling tent. No clairvoyance required to set ambiance, pull out some cards, and say something that sounds almost wise. He assumes I have some sort of secret and is just trying to sow discord so he can barter with Mina for his life. Not a giant leap to make with a sequence like: The Lovers. The Devil. And The Tower.

"Oh yeah? How about we read your cards and see what fate and all the powers that be have in store for you."

I take the cards from the table, insert The Lovers, The Devil, and The Tower face down on top, and shuffle them.

"Cut the deck," I say, sneering at him. "It needs your energy."

I see him swallow visibly now that he's in the hot seat. He cuts the deck and I pull and flip over the card on top.

Death.

I look up at him and smile. His eyes widen, the blood draining from his face as he sees his little stalling technique didn't work after all.

"The death card doesn't mean death! The death card doesn't mean death!" he says frantically, waving his hands in front of me as if performing some warding protective magic.

"Well, in this case it does." I pick up the sharp pointy knife that looks like a mini jeweled sword off the table and jab it into his carotid.

He grabs at his throat, his eyes wide. "That was a mistake."

Or I think that's what he said. The blood is gurling and choking him, muffling his words so I really can't tell. He could have said anything. A moment later, he's dead, his sightless eyes staring up at the ceiling.

Mina snaps out of whatever trance she was sitting in just now. "Brian! My God, what did you do?"








KITTY THOMAS writes dark stories that play with power and have unconventional HEAs. She began publishing in early 2010 with her bestselling COMFORT FOOD and is considered one of the original authors of the dark romance subgenre.

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Book Blitz with Excerpt + Giveaway: Shards of Secrecy by N.D. Testa @XpressoTours

Shards of Secrecy by N.D. Testa
Series: The Sapphora Series #1
Publication date: December 18th, 2024

Synopsis:
Disguised as a mortal and robbed of her memory, an Egyptian sorceress is thrust into a daring quest to reclaim her fate or suffer at the hands of those who want her dead.

When a mummy attack at the city museum shatters the illusion of her ordinary life, twenty-year-old Noellia Taviani discovers a shocking truth: her entire life has been a lie. She isn't a normal adolescent born into a Connecticut family. She is Sapphora, a princess with magical powers from the realm of Avogadro, a parallel universe to Ancient Egypt. Framed for treason against the crown and failure to fulfill a prophecy, she's exiled to the harsh prison of Salutem. There she must relearn her craft to protect herself from those who seek to destroy her.

However, time is running out. The Nefarious Pharoah has escaped the underworld and threatens to not only conquer both realms, but to destroy everyone she loves. To stop him, Sapphora must overcome deadly challenges created by the Ancient Gods to recover a stolen spellbook before her birthday on the Winter Solstice. As she navigates this treacherous path, she's drawn to a forbidden love with an Egyptian god, a dangerous temptation that could be her undoing.


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Excerpt
I enter the dim oppressive atmosphere of the Mummy Tomb, and stare at the stark glow of the glass box that houses the three-thousand-year-old sarcophagus. My breath catches in my throat when I see Alex, unconscious on the cold stone floor.

"Alex!" I sprint forward and crouch by his side. I turn him over to his back. Taking my phone I dial 911, but there is no service. Within seconds, the screen goes black, and the icon indicating the need to charge appears. I could have sworn my battery was a hundred percent a few minutes ago.

I reach forward, and place my hand against the wrinkled skin on his neck. A faint pulse kisses my fingers. Relief floods through me that Alex is still alive. But that reassurance is short-lived as a crackling sound fills the room. Turning to the glass display, my jaw drops as cracks weave through the clay sarcophagus. The case shakes violently, then the lid explodes. Pieces of the tomb smack against the plexiglass, forming chips and small cracks. My stomach twists into knots as a bandaged arm rises from inside the sarcophagus. The mummy has come back to life.


N.D. TESTA is a fantasy author who conjures immersive worlds filled with magic, mystery, and adventure. With a focus on inspiring hope, her stories transport readers to realms of wonder and possibility. When not lost in the pages of her imagination, she's an avid fitness enthusiast, fashion lover, and animal advocate. From snowboarding the slopes to exploring new cultures, N.D. Testa finds inspiration everywhere. She believes in the power of books to change lives and is committed to crafting tales that resonate with readers of all ages. At night she enjoys being by the fire with a cup of tea in her hands.

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Review: Kid by Jescie Hall

Kid by Jescie Hall
Publication date: January 6th, 2023
Pages: 533
Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Synopsis:
Addiction is my weakness.
A cruel temptress that follows me wherever I go.
Slowly dragging me down until I drown.
Until she shows up.
Johanna.
My life preserver in this ocean of drugs and madness.
She's a total enigma, as chaotic as they come. A vixen who lives her life without limits.
But her demons are greater than mine, and they threaten to drown her right alongside me.
I need her as much as she needs me.
We can either hang on and save each other, or we can both sink into oblivion, letting our pasts, our memories, our addictions be the anchor that weighs us down.

Contains mature content, including heavy drug use, self-inflicted pain, trauma, and graphic sexual content.


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Review:
Kid was not really looking for a change in his life. He was happy with the partying scene which combined all his favorite things, alcohol, drugs, and women, lots and lots of women. But all it took was stumbling upon the woman of his dreams making out with another girl to disrupt his entire world. Johanna aka "Han" was on another level. She never let anyone get close to her for longer than a night but with Kid's addictive personality one hit of his new drug of choice was never going to be enough. Now he just had to convince Han to put her rule book to the side and open up to him the way she never has with anyone else. The duo is locked in a world of self-discovery, healing through the pain, and embracing the darkness in hopes of seeing the light within each other.

I will admit, about half of this book I was not sure if I even wanted to finish it. I didn't find anything even remotely likeable about Kid or Han. They just seemed like two broken people who broke in different ways trying to make their jagged pieces fit together. Of course if one of those people is an obsessed welder, any pieces can fit together at that point. I felt more than once that these two were absolutely toxic for each other and almost hoped that they were merely a long stepping stone to finding someone much better for them both. Eventually, I was in too deep waiting for something better to come along that I decided to finish the book. I felt Kid was very immature straight down to demanding to impregnate Han over and over. You've known her or a few months and already wanting to have kids with her? It was the same with Han who collected road kill to give them proper burials randomly. They were both five pounds of crazy in ten pound bags. It was hard to really relate to either of them.

There were moments when the intimate scenes were fade to black which really perplexed me when they got to some extremely raunchy scenes. The perspective switched suddenly from Kid to Han in the last few chapters which really threw me off, especially when there was no announcement at the top of the chapter, I had to figure out who was speaking through context clues. I feel the book should have either been duel POV from the start or all Kid's perspective through the whole thing so it wasn't so confusing.

While there was a lot wrong with the story and the characters were not my favorites, there was the chance to see Hawke and Cole again which is really what saved the book entirely for me. I liked best when Kid was interacting with Hawke and Cole. It wasn't rooted in his obsession but genuine respect and care for his friends. That was what made the book more palatable. I never grew any fondness for Han. I felt sympathy for her and her plight but never really grew to like her. Kid got some bonus points especially when it came to his quick application of aftercare. 

All in all, I feel the book was a good dip back into the world of Hawke and Cole which I loved but unless you want to root through a story that reads like a bad trip on LSD I would likely give this one a pass.