Saturday, March 18, 2023

Book Blitz with Excerpt + Teasers + Giveaway: Faking It With the Grump by Kate O'Keeffe @kateokeeffe4 @XpressoTours


Faking It With the Grump by Kate O'Keeffe
Series: Second Chance Cafe #1
Publication date: March 14th, 2023

Synopsis:
He's grumpy, boring, and thinks it's okay to wear a suit and tie to a smalltown bar full of lumberjacks. But when I kiss him? Let's just say I wasn't expecting THAT.

Harper Cole

It's one thing to be dumped by the huge Hollywood star you thought you were going to marry. It's quite another to move back to the small town you're both from.

As a booby prize for being shown the door by Dex Ryan, everyone is trying to set me up with their son, their nephew, or their long-lost cousin's gardener. Either that or they're throwing me pitying looks that say, "You're a big loser."

I'm not going to put up with their patronizing sympathy anymore.

So, when I spot new-guy-in-town Christopher Young, I set out to make him mine. Or you know, pretend to make him mine. I'm still in a horrible funk over Dex, and Christopher is an uptight grump. Not exactly my type.

The fact that despite appearances, he's gorgeous and doing weird things to my blood pressure doesn't mean a thing.

Really.

Not. A. Thing.

Christopher Young

Hunter's Creek, population next to nothing, is the reason I work all the time. I'm solely focused on buying the town's lumber mill so I can go back to NYC and get my big promotion. This small town is a means to an end. Nothing more.

That is until the prettiest girl I've ever seen superglues her lips to mine in an unexpected and very public way. She's not the kind of woman I usually go for with her boho dress and ankle boots, but that kiss...

I'm disappointed when she comes up for air and tells me it's all for show. But if Harper Cole wants me to be her fake boyfriend while I'm here in town, who am I to turn her down? Being attracted to a local might ingratiate me to the townsfolk and make my job that much the easier.

After all, dating Harper can only be make believe. Nothing more. Not when my entire future is at stake.

Faking It With The Grump is a grumpy-sunshine, opposites attract, fake relationship romance set in the small town of Hunter's Creek, Washington. It's the first book in the new Second Chance Cafe series. Each book follows a different sister's love story and can be read as a standalone novel or as part of a series.



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Excerpt
She looks suddenly nervous. "Okay, here's the thing. I kind of told some people today that you and I are... well, that we're..."

When she doesn't complete her sentence, I lean in and ask, "You and I are what?"

She glances around nervously before she says, "Dating."

I straighten, shocked.

As my brain tries to comprehend what she just said, I blink at her a few times.

I need clarification. In my experience, beautiful women don't usually go around telling people they're dating you without your knowledge.

Well, not sane, beautiful women, anyway.

"Did you say you've told people you and I are dating?" I ask.

She nibbles on her lip, reminding me of a rabbit. It only adds to her appeal. Despite my concern, she's confirmed she's not exactly sane. "I did warn you it was weird."

"That's true, you did. But that doesn't explain why, exactly."

She clasps her hands together, clearly uncomfortable.

I'm overcome with the strangest sensation, wanting to reach out and place my hand over hers to reassure her it's okay.

I don't.

She takes a breath. "I know this makes me sound crazy. And I'm not crazy. Really, I'm not."

Said no crazy person ever.

"I don't know if you recognize me or know what happened, but even if you don't, I really, really need you to pretend to date me because--"

Wait. Pretend?

Her eyes dart to something behind me, and before I fully realize what's happening, she's pushed the bar stool to one side, closed the distance between us, a decidedly wild look in her eyes.

"Everything all right?" I ask her tentatively.

"Okay if I kiss you?" she murmurs out of the corner of her mouth.

I blink at her. "Now you want to... kiss me?" 

She nods, her eyes darting behind me and then back to my face. "That okay with you?"

This gorgeous woman who smells like a meadow, the double threat, the woman who only just told me she wants to pretend to date me, now wants to kiss me.

As confusing as this situation may be, I'd be an idiot not to leap at this.

"Sure," I tell her, her thought of having her soft lips pressed against mine making my belly clench.

It would appear she's not a woman to be told twice.

Immediately, she pulls herself up onto her toes, places her hands at the back of my head, and before I can utter another word--like "why?"--she leans in toward me and kisses me.

I don't move for fear this is some kind of mirage. No that I think mirages are all that common in Washington, what with it not being a desert. But seriously, this sort of thing doesn't happen to me a whole lot. Or, you know, ever.

And I'll be honest, as far as kisses go, it's easily the most surprising of my life, hands down. One second, she's explaining to me why she wants me to fake date her, and the next she's kissing me, like it's no big deal at all.

The problem is, for me to kiss someone like Harper Cole, it should be a big deal.








USA TODAY Bestselling Author KATE O'KEEFFE writes exactly what she loves to read: laugh-out-loud romantic comedies with swoon-worthy heroes and gorgeous feel-good happily ever afters. She lives and loves in beautiful Hawke's Bay, New Zealand with her family and two scruffy dogs. When she's not penning her latest story, Kate can be found hiking up hills (slowly), traveling to different countries, and eating chocolate. A lot of it.

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Friday, March 17, 2023

Release Blitz with Teasers: Conor by Kate Bonham @kbonhamauthor


Conor by Kate Bonham
Series: The O'Farrell Brothers #1
Publication date: March 17th, 2023

Synopsis:
Being an O'Farrell comes with its own problems but for the most part we were feared and respected.

Until now.

A rebellion is rising, trying to oust my brothers and I from our control over the city.

My enemies are coming for me and they know how to hurt me.

They'll go after my woman.

Once I find them, they'll wish they never laid eyes on her.


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KATE BONHAM grew up in Western Sydney, in Australia, and remains there today. She has always loved the written word, being influenced by the likes of Edgar Allan Poe, JR Ward and Anne Rice, she ventured into writing at a young age.

Finally taking the plunge in 2016 and publishing for the first time. Ever since, she's been trying to bring the worlds she's created in her head to the page for everyone else to enjoy as much as she does.

When she's not writing, she's looking after her bevvy of pets including snakes, lizards, axolotls, birds, a turtle and a dog with her husband Kyle.


Wednesday, March 15, 2023

Review: Breaking Lucia by Raissa Donovan & Addison Wolf

Breaking Lucia by Raissa Donovan & Addison Wolf
Series: Spoils of Victory #1
Publication date: August 17th, 2021
Pages: 314
Spice: ðŸŒ¶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Synopsis:
They'll protect me... if they don't break me first.

I refuse to be a disposable pawn in my father's underworld dealings. If that means heading out in the middle of the night to get as far away as I can from my mafia family, so be it. I have everything planned, and it's all going perfectly... right up until the point where they catch me.

Angelo. Scary, domineering, the bruiser. If he wants me, he's not going to stop until he gets me -- any way he has to.
Saint tries to be the "nice guy," but he's got a filthy little habit of touching me when I'm sleeping, when I'm helpless.
Victor? He's the most terrifying one of all, the brains behind the brawn, with a cold composure I'm desperate to crack. If I can get to him, the others will fall in line -- but what if he gets to me first?

They promise to protect me as long as I do what I'm told, but just how far will I have to go -- and how much of me will splinter in the process?

Note: This work contains extremely dark themes with triggering content. The men are irredeemable, terrible people who do terrible things and do not respect Lucia's boundaries. (As in, boundaries? What are boundaries?) Read at your own discretion. Specific warnings are available on either author's website.


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Review:
Lucia thought she had it all planned out. She could escape into the night and never have to see her father or betrothed again. Her life would be her own for once and she could almost taste freedom. That was until two large males stepped onto the same train as her and demanded she come with them. Without any other choice she went but not before her haughty mob princess tone got under their skin completely. Now she was the unwilling captor of a rival mob family. And they will stop at nothing to bring her to heel. What they plan to do with her becomes spotty when Lucia's father decides that the asking price of her safe return is less than favorable. Lucia starts to wonder if she holds value with anyone aside from herself and this weakness is well and truly preyed upon by the men who surround her. Will Lucia ever find her freedom or is she destined to die at the hands of three despicably dangerous men?

I have read a lot of dark romance books in my time as a reader and reviewer. I have never balked at any of it and I got through Skeleton King which was by far the most grotesque book I have ever read. I have very few triggers and I always seem to find some sort of redeemable quality to the book. This one I could not find a single stitch of likeability for me. There is a difference between dark romance and porn. This book read more like the latter in a number of ways.

First, there was no romance to be found. None. Not a stitch. Not a "I'm hard on her but I secretly love her" feeling. These men used this poor girl and repeatedly raped her. Granted, she did agree at one point to the arrangement, but when confronted with the debauched things they were interested in she started to try to say 'no'. They would only threaten her or force her and not let her have a choice either way. The minute she says 'no' is the minute any consent she gave to begin with was rescinded. Then it just becomes rape. And the unfortunate part was there weren't even situations like that where eventually she got into it or some kindness was bestowed upon her to change her mind. No. She didn't want it through the entire act. That's... that's deplorable.

Second, there was barely any plot to the story through all the sex scenes. The sex scenes just seemed to get more kinky, taboo, and degrading the more the book went on. Humiliation and degradation are a hard limit for me but usually in literature I can kinda put that aside a bit as long as there is some quality aftercare or some affection sprinkled in. But this had none of that. The sex was purely for the men and she was just their medium of use to achieve it. Nothing more. So just, really reaffirming that whole 'no romance' vibe. 

And finally, I am not in favor of M/M relations within the 'harem'. That is just a preference for me. And while there wasn't any real blatant acts, there were hints of it headed that way. I also didn't like that one of them was homophobic to an extreme. I am sure it is because of him warring within himself but it was still unsettling. 

In essence, this book was not at all what I would call a dark romance. This was humiliation/degradation abusive porn that in some areas I believed to be close to being snuff porn. There needs to be more to a dark romance book than just how far you can push that limit.